January 24, 2009
November 21, 2008
Priest gets probation for jogging nude at track
GREELEY, Colo. - A Catholic priest convicted of indecent exposure for jogging naked (Even Adam wore a fig leaf) around a track (At every curve, he turned the other cheek) at a high school has been sentenced to five years probation. (Exercise over exorcism?)
Rev. Robert Whipkey must also complete 100 hours of community service and register as a sex offender under the sentence handed down Thursday in Weld County District Court.
The Denver archdiocese said Whipkey, of Frederick, was placed on leave last year. ("Forgive me Father, for I have jogged...") He officiated at parishes in Frederick, Mead and Erie. He was arrested about an hour before sunrise on June 22, 2007.
Dressed in a blue shirt and slacks, Whipkey told Judge Timothy Kerns that the conviction has ruined his life and that he is unemployed. (It was the conviction, not his actions.)
Rev. Robert Whipkey must also complete 100 hours of community service and register as a sex offender under the sentence handed down Thursday in Weld County District Court.
The Denver archdiocese said Whipkey, of Frederick, was placed on leave last year. ("Forgive me Father, for I have jogged...") He officiated at parishes in Frederick, Mead and Erie. He was arrested about an hour before sunrise on June 22, 2007.
Dressed in a blue shirt and slacks, Whipkey told Judge Timothy Kerns that the conviction has ruined his life and that he is unemployed. (It was the conviction, not his actions.)
November 16, 2008
Another Unfortunate Obituary Name
Ada Cox
Ada Cox, formerly of Kensington, passed away Tuesday. She was the daughter of the late Harry Augustus and Vesta Marie Dorr.
She was retired from TRW Quality Control. She married Wayne Edgar Cox, who passed away Feb. 16, 1964. She was a member of the Pleasant Valley Chapter of OES in Hanoverton, American Legion Auxiliary in Hanoverton, and the Harmony class of First Christian Church of Kensington, where she was the organist for over 30 years.
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Ada Cox, formerly of Kensington, passed away Tuesday. She was the daughter of the late Harry Augustus and Vesta Marie Dorr.
She was retired from TRW Quality Control. She married Wayne Edgar Cox, who passed away Feb. 16, 1964. She was a member of the Pleasant Valley Chapter of OES in Hanoverton, American Legion Auxiliary in Hanoverton, and the Harmony class of First Christian Church of Kensington, where she was the organist for over 30 years.
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Criminal Activity At Its "Wurst"
Burglary victims wake to spice rub, sausage attackBy Louis Galvan / The Fresno Bee09/06/08
A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
(I'm guessing he rubbed his "cumin" on the one guy and whacked the other guy in the face with his "banger".)
Lt. Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.
Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.
"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.
Arrested was Antonio Vasquez Jr., 21, of Fresno.
Burrimond said deputies headed to the victims' home in the 300 block of South Thompson Avenue near Kings Canyon Road shortly after 8 a.m. Saturday regarding a burglary in progress.
The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying "Pappy's Seasoning" to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.
After the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, Burrimond said.
Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.
"That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.
"I tell you, this was one weird case."
A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
(I'm guessing he rubbed his "cumin" on the one guy and whacked the other guy in the face with his "banger".)
Lt. Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.
Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.
"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.
Arrested was Antonio Vasquez Jr., 21, of Fresno.
Burrimond said deputies headed to the victims' home in the 300 block of South Thompson Avenue near Kings Canyon Road shortly after 8 a.m. Saturday regarding a burglary in progress.
The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying "Pappy's Seasoning" to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.
After the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, Burrimond said.
Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.
"That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.
"I tell you, this was one weird case."
September 2, 2008
All of Earth's animals give the Swiss a standing ovation !!!
Swiss can't flush their old fish
The Daily News - Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Want to get rid of your goldfish? Swiss owners who have been flushing them down the toilet -- still alive -- must now find other methods since strict, new animal protection laws went into effect Monday. Instead, a fish must be first knocked out and then killed before its body can be disposed of, the law stipulates.
I guess the Swiss figure it's more humane for Nemo to be knocked out and then killed. Allowing the fish to swim it's last few seconds must be "cruel and unusual punishment". Will they be providing the fish a tiny little aquatic anesthesiologist to administer the potion for "Nemo's Deep Sleep"? (Hey, that could be the name of Disney's next feature film...)
"Paging Dr. Kevorkian... Dr. Kevorkian, please report to little Juergen's bedroom in Zürich..."
The new legislation spells out in exhaustive detail how all domestic animals are to be treated, whether they be pets, farm animals or destined for scientific experiments. Wild animals are also covered by the law if they reside in zoos or circuses. Just like in George Orwell's satire Animal Farm however, some animals enjoy more "equal rights" than others. Not only are goldfish now afforded a more "dignified" death than being dispatched round the U-bend, but it is now also forbidden for Swiss anglers to practise catch-and-release fishing or recreational catching only to throw the fish back in the water, or to use live fish as bait.
Dr. Kevorkian will become a millionaire sedating minnows for all of the fishermen.
"Trust The Gorton's Fisherman"
And common pets such as budgerigars (parakeets) and hamsters can no longer be kept by themselves. The same applies for more exotic breeds, such as llamas, alpacas and yaks, kept in the nation's zoos. Even sheep and goats must have at least "a visual contact with their fellows", according to the new law.
Everyone had better get out their Swiss Army knives and get busy building their ark.
Dog owners will be obliged to take their pets to special dog obedience classes, so that Fido is less likely to bite. And they will not be allowed to crop their tails or ears, nor "force them to have surgery to get droopy ears". Pigs, often said to be happiest when rolling around in the mud, now seem to have the legal right to a shower to freshen up afterwards.
This little piggy got a Rosemary Mint Awakening Body Wrap,
This little piggy had a Himalayan Rejuvenation Treatment,
This little piggy had Roasted Chorizo-stuffed Pork Loin with Grilled Peach-Onion Sauce,
This little piggy got a Brazilian wax,
And this little piggy went... "Wee wee wee" all the way to the spa casino...
The Daily News - Tuesday, September 02, 2008
Want to get rid of your goldfish? Swiss owners who have been flushing them down the toilet -- still alive -- must now find other methods since strict, new animal protection laws went into effect Monday. Instead, a fish must be first knocked out and then killed before its body can be disposed of, the law stipulates.
I guess the Swiss figure it's more humane for Nemo to be knocked out and then killed. Allowing the fish to swim it's last few seconds must be "cruel and unusual punishment". Will they be providing the fish a tiny little aquatic anesthesiologist to administer the potion for "Nemo's Deep Sleep"? (Hey, that could be the name of Disney's next feature film...)"Paging Dr. Kevorkian... Dr. Kevorkian, please report to little Juergen's bedroom in Zürich..."
The new legislation spells out in exhaustive detail how all domestic animals are to be treated, whether they be pets, farm animals or destined for scientific experiments. Wild animals are also covered by the law if they reside in zoos or circuses. Just like in George Orwell's satire Animal Farm however, some animals enjoy more "equal rights" than others. Not only are goldfish now afforded a more "dignified" death than being dispatched round the U-bend, but it is now also forbidden for Swiss anglers to practise catch-and-release fishing or recreational catching only to throw the fish back in the water, or to use live fish as bait.
Dr. Kevorkian will become a millionaire sedating minnows for all of the fishermen.
"Trust The Gorton's Fisherman"
And common pets such as budgerigars (parakeets) and hamsters can no longer be kept by themselves. The same applies for more exotic breeds, such as llamas, alpacas and yaks, kept in the nation's zoos. Even sheep and goats must have at least "a visual contact with their fellows", according to the new law.
Everyone had better get out their Swiss Army knives and get busy building their ark.
Dog owners will be obliged to take their pets to special dog obedience classes, so that Fido is less likely to bite. And they will not be allowed to crop their tails or ears, nor "force them to have surgery to get droopy ears". Pigs, often said to be happiest when rolling around in the mud, now seem to have the legal right to a shower to freshen up afterwards.
This little piggy got a Rosemary Mint Awakening Body Wrap,
This little piggy had a Himalayan Rejuvenation Treatment,
This little piggy had Roasted Chorizo-stuffed Pork Loin with Grilled Peach-Onion Sauce,
This little piggy got a Brazilian wax,
And this little piggy went... "Wee wee wee" all the way to the spa casino...
August 8, 2008
26 Texas Cheerleaders Squeeze Into Elevator, Get Stuck
Pyramids of Texan cheerleaders might impress, but University of Texas security wasn’t amused by a cube of 26 teens that squeezed into, and stalled, a campus elevator Tuesday night.
The group of 14- to 17-year-olds was inspired to test an elevator’s maximum capacity while attending cheerleading camp at the university, The Dallas Morning News reported. When the elevator stalled en route from the fourth to the first floor, several girls panicked.
The girls “managed to wiggle a few cell phones free to call for help,” the paper reported. Police and fire crew responded, but it took an elevator repairman 25 minutes to extricate the squad.
One of the girls fainted and two others were treated at the scene, the Associated Press reported.
"It's dangerous, actually," a school police spokeswoman, Rhonda Weldon, told the AP. “There are signs everywhere: No more than 15 people or 3,000 pounds.”
The group of 14- to 17-year-olds was inspired to test an elevator’s maximum capacity while attending cheerleading camp at the university, The Dallas Morning News reported. When the elevator stalled en route from the fourth to the first floor, several girls panicked.
The girls “managed to wiggle a few cell phones free to call for help,” the paper reported. Police and fire crew responded, but it took an elevator repairman 25 minutes to extricate the squad.
One of the girls fainted and two others were treated at the scene, the Associated Press reported.
"It's dangerous, actually," a school police spokeswoman, Rhonda Weldon, told the AP. “There are signs everywhere: No more than 15 people or 3,000 pounds.”
Yes guys... they were going down.
July 31, 2008
When Your Company Logo Isn't Quite What You Had In Mind
In Arlington, they find taking care of children very, very satisfying.
Don't you have to be at least 18 before you have gender reassignment surgery?
The most popular pharmacy in San Francisco's Chinatown.
"The computer doctor promised me a hard drive. He gave me a floppy... and prematurely."
"I didn't mind getting screwed by my dentist. But when he started choking me..."June 24, 2008
Another unfortunate name...
"Richard M. Spittler, age 79, died peacefully at home surrounded by his loving family on June 21, 2008."
(It's safe to assume that "Dick Spittler did not
choke to death or die from a protein overdose.)
May 29, 2008
Mystery still surrounds lake wedding shootings
(Not your typical shotgun wedding.
Obviously, it was in the south...)
A shooting at an outdoor wedding ended in chaos as a man sped off to find help for the three victims loaded into the back of his pickup (redneck ambulance?). Arriving Pope County sheriff’s deputies found a woman lying in the truck’s bed with a gunshot wound to the head. A man next to her had blood pumping down over his body from a wound his (red)neck. Another man sat in the back, suffering from a chest wound.
As deputies got to Piney Creek, they found another woman with a gunshot wound to the wrist, according to their initial reports.
But now, three days after the shooting, the chief prosecutor said that trying to piece together what went wrong Saturday remained difficult. There were reports that the suspect's dog and the wedding couple's dog got into a fight, and it escalated from there (Was Michael Vick there?).
“There’s a lot of people with a lot of different perspectives,” Prosecutor David Gibbons said. “It’s difficult to say what caused it.” Police arrested Patrick Paul Duvall, 29, of Russellville, in a restaurant parking lot shortly after the shootings. Duvall will go before a Pope County judge Wednesday for a bond hearing. The bride and groom are recovering in a Little Rock hospital, while the two others shot were still at a Russellville hospital.
The Pope County public defender’s office said Tuesday they would find out at the court hearing whether they’d be assigned to Duvall’s case. Gibbons said he did not know whether Duvall had spoken to a lawyer since his arrest. A phone number for Duvall listed on a police report was disconnected (...and Sarah, Mayberry's town phone operator was on a moonshine bender).
Police have said about 50 people attended the wedding along the creek, known in the community as a good place to picnic or swim on a hot day (and open fire on a wedding party). Duvall apparently opened fire without knowing the bride or groom (guess they should have invited him), both of whom suffered gunshot wounds during the attack.
A police mugshot of Duvall after his arrest showed he had a split lip and what appeared to be a puffy, bruised face. When asked about Duvall’s injuries, Gibbons said “there are a lot of folks being investigated” for their role in the melee (Billy Bob, Beulah, Cletus, Cooter, Faylene, Bobby Jo, Earl, Floyd, Harley, Junior, Bubba, Cindy Lou, Buck, Daisy, Joe Bob, Abner, Lester, Scooter, Peggy Sue, Buford, Jesse, Elmer, Millie, Betty Lou, Eunice, Beau, Loretta, Doreen, Vern, Clem, Travis, Chester, Lou Ann, Delbert, Waylon, Belle, Clyde, Horace, Jeb, Arlen, Rowena, Jethro, Twyla, Francine, Hoyt, Jolene, Raylene, Zeke, & Willard?).
Gibbons declined to name those injured in the attack, saying those identities remain part of the investigation (Billy Bob, Beulah, Cletus, Cooter, Fay... NEVER MIND).
Duvall faces four counts of first-degree felony battery, which each carries a maximum prison sentence of 20 years and a $15,000 fine. Duvall also faces a felony vehicle-theft charge.
As deputies got to Piney Creek, they found another woman with a gunshot wound to the wrist, according to their initial reports.
But now, three days after the shooting, the chief prosecutor said that trying to piece together what went wrong Saturday remained difficult. There were reports that the suspect's dog and the wedding couple's dog got into a fight, and it escalated from there (Was Michael Vick there?).
“There’s a lot of people with a lot of different perspectives,” Prosecutor David Gibbons said. “It’s difficult to say what caused it.” Police arrested Patrick Paul Duvall, 29, of Russellville, in a restaurant parking lot shortly after the shootings. Duvall will go before a Pope County judge Wednesday for a bond hearing. The bride and groom are recovering in a Little Rock hospital, while the two others shot were still at a Russellville hospital.
The Pope County public defender’s office said Tuesday they would find out at the court hearing whether they’d be assigned to Duvall’s case. Gibbons said he did not know whether Duvall had spoken to a lawyer since his arrest. A phone number for Duvall listed on a police report was disconnected (...and Sarah, Mayberry's town phone operator was on a moonshine bender).
Police have said about 50 people attended the wedding along the creek, known in the community as a good place to picnic or swim on a hot day (and open fire on a wedding party). Duvall apparently opened fire without knowing the bride or groom (guess they should have invited him), both of whom suffered gunshot wounds during the attack.
A police mugshot of Duvall after his arrest showed he had a split lip and what appeared to be a puffy, bruised face. When asked about Duvall’s injuries, Gibbons said “there are a lot of folks being investigated” for their role in the melee (Billy Bob, Beulah, Cletus, Cooter, Faylene, Bobby Jo, Earl, Floyd, Harley, Junior, Bubba, Cindy Lou, Buck, Daisy, Joe Bob, Abner, Lester, Scooter, Peggy Sue, Buford, Jesse, Elmer, Millie, Betty Lou, Eunice, Beau, Loretta, Doreen, Vern, Clem, Travis, Chester, Lou Ann, Delbert, Waylon, Belle, Clyde, Horace, Jeb, Arlen, Rowena, Jethro, Twyla, Francine, Hoyt, Jolene, Raylene, Zeke, & Willard?).
Gibbons declined to name those injured in the attack, saying those identities remain part of the investigation (Billy Bob, Beulah, Cletus, Cooter, Fay... NEVER MIND).
Duvall faces four counts of first-degree felony battery, which each carries a maximum prison sentence of 20 years and a $15,000 fine. Duvall also faces a felony vehicle-theft charge.
May 3, 2008
Texas man arrested after trying to cash $360 billion check
FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) --
Charles Ray Fuller must have been planning one big record company. The 21-year-old North Texas man was arrested last week for trying to cash a $360 billion check, saying he wanted to start a record business, authorities said. Tellers at the Fort Worth bank were immediately suspicious (Well, give them a big gold star for being immediately suspicious)-- perhaps the 10 zeros on a personal check tipped them off, according to investigators.
Fuller, of suburban Crowley, was arrested on a forgery charge, police said. He was released after posting $3,750 bail. Fuller said his girlfriend's mother gave him the check to start a record business, but bank employees who contacted the account's owner said the woman told them she did not give him permission to take or cash the check (I guess she only had $359 billion in her account), according to police.
In addition to forgery, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana (He was on drugs? Really?), Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said. Officers reported finding less than 2 ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets, police said.
Fuller couldn't be located for comment by The Associated Press on Friday because there were no phone listings for him in the Fort Worth area. (Maybe he needed to pay a past due phone bill of $360 billion...)
In addition to forgery, Fuller was charged with unlawfully carrying a weapon and possessing marijuana (He was on drugs? Really?), Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said. Officers reported finding less than 2 ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets, police said.
Fuller couldn't be located for comment by The Associated Press on Friday because there were no phone listings for him in the Fort Worth area. (Maybe he needed to pay a past due phone bill of $360 billion...)
April 29, 2008
Reasons to NOT hyphenate your names
Boone's Farm Country Kwencher, $1.99Mad Dog 20/20, $5.49
Trojan (3-pack), $2.79
Shotgun Wedding, Priceless
Domestic abuse or self-love for the groom? 
The ceremony was officiated by Mayor McCheese.
"Although a rare occurrence, men who experience an erection for more than 4 hours should seek immediate medical attention."
A match made in heaven... or maybe in Larry Flynt's imagination.
Their kids will be little assholes.
He experienced an erection for more than 4 hours and did not seek immediate medical attention.
Behavior like that will get you thrown out of most "gentlemen's clubs".
Which way did they go? Which way did they go?
You could always try to distract yourself by thinking about baseball scores.
"And any time you feel the pain, hey Jude refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
Hey Jude! Don't let her down
You have found her, now Gowen-Geter..."
Why am I walking funny?I've got a raging case of Weener-Whipple.
Enjoy it while you can.
When they met, she was a "full service" restroom attendant.
With a stud like him, what else would you expect?
Deals On Wheels
Their ceremony was a freakin' joke.
April 28, 2008
Great pictures from The Bob and Tom Radio Show website
The empty sign makes me think that there is womb available in this plaza...
Attendance is expected to be low forthe final three days of school.
What is the best feature of this forkin' restaurant?
I'm gonna stay away from the widescreen plasmas.
Udder genius!
Is this place closed 7-10 days every month?
...and masturbation = penalty strokes. 
...and leave the money on the nightstand.
Some advice: Buy your dark rum somewhere else. 
I wouldn't but tires from dis cunt or dat cunt.
The tuna is 'char grilled' because they got too many complaints when the tuna was too red.
February 9, 2008
Crack Found in Man's Buttocks
Crack In The Butt: Maryland Man
Accused Of Hiding Drugs
Saturday, February 02, 2008 - WBAL Radio as reported by Leonard Roberts and Associated Press
Police searching a downtown Hagerstown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks. Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night. Police had gone to the home after officers saw suspected drug dealing in the area, Sergeant Jim Robison said. Lynch was charged with possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine, possession of crack cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing and hindering and making a false statement to police officers.
Accused Of Hiding Drugs
Saturday, February 02, 2008 - WBAL Radio as reported by Leonard Roberts and Associated Press
Police searching a downtown Hagerstown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks. Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night. Police had gone to the home after officers saw suspected drug dealing in the area, Sergeant Jim Robison said. Lynch was charged with possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine, possession of crack cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing and hindering and making a false statement to police officers.
NOTE: The man in the above story should not be confused for the man in a previous entry on this blog:
The man pictured above was unable to conceal his:
- Hot Cross Buns
- Beach Balls
- Tea Bags
- Brazil Nuts
- Sand Crabs
- Leather Marble Pouch
- Hackey Sack
- Twins' Playpen
January 27, 2008
January 12, 2008
A couple that was made for each other... literally.
Twins Separated At Birth Marry
A pair of twins who were adopted by separate families as babies got married without knowing they were brother and sister, a peer told the House of Lords. A court annulled the British couple’s union after they discovered their true relationship,Lord Alton said. The peer - who was told of the case by a High Court judge involved - said the twins felt an “inevitable attraction”. The former Liberal Democrat MP raised the couple’s case during a House of Lords debate on the Human Fertility and Embryology Bill in December. “They were never told that they were twins,” he told the Lords. “They met later in life and felt an inevitable attraction, and the judge had to deal with the consequences of the marriage that they entered into and all the issues of their separation. http://www.anorak.co.uk/strange-but-true/179295.html
Thankfully, this was NOT the couple.
January 11, 2008
As Different As Cats & Dogs
A DOG'S DIARY:
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!
A CAT'S DIARY:
Day 183 of my captivity.
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape and the mild satisfaction I get from clawing the furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded. Must try this at the top of the stairs.
In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair - must try this on their bed.
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of and to try to strike fear in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmm, not working according to plan.
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More important, I overheard that my confinement was due to my powers of inducing "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit.
The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I can wait... it is only a matter of time.
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