Possibly THE greatest name ever...

Undercover police will be going into park restrooms trying to 'snatch up men in the act'. If convicted, these men could be sent to prison... a place where such behavior could never, ever be tolerated. We will now ask our expert panel for their opinion... What do you think of this

Dick Humpolick?

The ladies will definitely miss this guy

"Long, Mr. Dick Long."

At least she didn't marry Peter Wang

Fresh produce... really fresh

Yes, this ad is real.

"Excuse me, sir. I'd like two of your freshest pineapples... and how much are your kumquats?"

Keeping abreast of the situation

(The name is pronounced as the Hispanics say...

"Hey Suse". Everyone sing along...)

"Jesus loves the little children,
All the children of the world,
Red and Yellow, Black and White,
They're all precious in His sight,
Jesus loves the little..."

Coming Under Fire

Ralph: "If you see me coming down the street, get on the other side."

Norton: "When you come down the street, there AIN'T no other side!"

From "The Man From Space" episode of "The Honeymooners".

A much, much better way

Buttscock?

"Don't ask... Don't tell."

Mr. & Mrs. Peter Wang

Peter Wang's family is from Wadsworth!

Where else could they be from?

Brandy Wang?
"Next up on the main stage is Brandy Wang...

followed by Crystal Chandelier and Sharon Cox."