Reasons to NOT hyphenate your names

Boone's Farm Country Kwencher, $1.99

Mad Dog 20/20, $5.49

Trojan (3-pack), $2.79

Shotgun Wedding, Priceless

Domestic abuse or self-love for the groom?

The ceremony was officiated by Mayor McCheese.

"Although a rare occurrence, men who experience an erection for more than 4 hours should seek immediate medical attention."

A match made in heaven... or maybe in Larry Flynt's imagination.

Their kids will be little assholes.

He experienced an erection for more than 4 hours and did not seek immediate medical attention.

Behavior like that will get you thrown out of most "gentlemen's clubs".

Which way did they go? Which way did they go?

You could always try to distract yourself by thinking about baseball scores.

"And any time you feel the pain, hey Jude refrain

Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool

By making his world a little colder

Hey Jude! Don't let her down

You have found her, now Gowen-Geter..."

Why am I walking funny?
I've got a raging case of Weener-Whipple.

Enjoy it while you can.

When they met, she was a "full service" restroom attendant.

With a stud like him, what else would you expect?

Deals On Wheels

Their ceremony was a freakin' joke.

Great pictures from The Bob and Tom Radio Show website

The empty sign makes me think that there

is womb available in this plaza...

Attendance is expected to be low for
the final three days of school.


What is the best feature of this forkin' restaurant?

I'm gonna stay away from the widescreen plasmas.

Udder genius!

Is this place closed 7-10 days every month?

...and masturbation = penalty strokes.

...and leave the money on the nightstand.

Some advice: Buy your dark rum somewhere else.

I wouldn't but tires from dis cunt or dat cunt.

The tuna is 'char grilled' because they got too many complaints when the tuna was too red.