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Domestic abuse or self-love for the groom? 
The ceremony was officiated by Mayor McCheese.
"Although a rare occurrence, men who experience an erection for more than 4 hours should seek immediate medical attention."
A match made in heaven... or maybe in Larry Flynt's imagination.
Their kids will be little assholes.
He experienced an erection for more than 4 hours and did not seek immediate medical attention.
Behavior like that will get you thrown out of most "gentlemen's clubs".
Which way did they go? Which way did they go?
You could always try to distract yourself by thinking about baseball scores.
"And any time you feel the pain, hey Jude refrain
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders
Well don't you know that its a fool who plays it cool
By making his world a little colder
Hey Jude! Don't let her down
You have found her, now Gowen-Geter..."
Why am I walking funny?I've got a raging case of Weener-Whipple.
Enjoy it while you can.
When they met, she was a "full service" restroom attendant.
With a stud like him, what else would you expect?
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Their ceremony was a freakin' joke.
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