GREELEY, Colo. - A Catholic priest convicted of indecent exposure for jogging naked (Even Adam wore a fig leaf) around a track (At every curve, he turned the other cheek) at a high school has been sentenced to five years probation. (Exercise over exorcism?)
Rev. Robert Whipkey must also complete 100 hours of community service and register as a sex offender under the sentence handed down Thursday in Weld County District Court.
The Denver archdiocese said Whipkey, of Frederick, was placed on leave last year. ("Forgive me Father, for I have jogged...") He officiated at parishes in Frederick, Mead and Erie. He was arrested about an hour before sunrise on June 22, 2007.
Dressed in a blue shirt and slacks, Whipkey told Judge Timothy Kerns that the conviction has ruined his life and that he is unemployed. (It was the conviction, not his actions.)
November 21, 2008
November 16, 2008
Another Unfortunate Obituary Name
Ada Cox
Ada Cox, formerly of Kensington, passed away Tuesday. She was the daughter of the late Harry Augustus and Vesta Marie Dorr.
She was retired from TRW Quality Control. She married Wayne Edgar Cox, who passed away Feb. 16, 1964. She was a member of the Pleasant Valley Chapter of OES in Hanoverton, American Legion Auxiliary in Hanoverton, and the Harmony class of First Christian Church of Kensington, where she was the organist for over 30 years.
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Ada Cox, formerly of Kensington, passed away Tuesday. She was the daughter of the late Harry Augustus and Vesta Marie Dorr.
She was retired from TRW Quality Control. She married Wayne Edgar Cox, who passed away Feb. 16, 1964. She was a member of the Pleasant Valley Chapter of OES in Hanoverton, American Legion Auxiliary in Hanoverton, and the Harmony class of First Christian Church of Kensington, where she was the organist for over 30 years.
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Criminal Activity At Its "Wurst"
Burglary victims wake to spice rub, sausage attackBy Louis Galvan / The Fresno Bee09/06/08
A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
(I'm guessing he rubbed his "cumin" on the one guy and whacked the other guy in the face with his "banger".)
Lt. Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.
Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.
"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.
Arrested was Antonio Vasquez Jr., 21, of Fresno.
Burrimond said deputies headed to the victims' home in the 300 block of South Thompson Avenue near Kings Canyon Road shortly after 8 a.m. Saturday regarding a burglary in progress.
The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying "Pappy's Seasoning" to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.
After the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, Burrimond said.
Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.
"That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.
"I tell you, this was one weird case."
A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff's deputies said Saturday.
(I'm guessing he rubbed his "cumin" on the one guy and whacked the other guy in the face with his "banger".)
Lt. Ian Burrimond, describing the crime as one of the strangest he's ever heard of, said a suspect was found hiding in a nearby field a few minutes later and taken into custody on suspicion of residential robbery.
Deputies, he said, had no problem linking the suspect to the crime.
"It seems the guy ran out of the house wearing only a T-shirt, boxer shorts and socks, leaving behind his wallet with his ID," Burrimond said.
Arrested was Antonio Vasquez Jr., 21, of Fresno.
Burrimond said deputies headed to the victims' home in the 300 block of South Thompson Avenue near Kings Canyon Road shortly after 8 a.m. Saturday regarding a burglary in progress.
The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying "Pappy's Seasoning" to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
Both the spices and the sausage, Burrimond said, reportedly were obtained from the victims' kitchen.
After the man fled, the victims discovered the home had been ransacked and that some money was taken, Burrimond said.
Burrimond said the money was recovered, but that the piece of sausage used in the attack was discarded by the suspect and eaten by a dog.
"That's right, the dog ate the weapon," Burrimond said.
"I tell you, this was one weird case."
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