February 9, 2008

Crack Found in Man's Buttocks

Crack In The Butt: Maryland Man
Accused Of Hiding Drugs
Saturday, February 02, 2008 - WBAL Radio as reported by Leonard Roberts and Associated Press

Police searching a downtown Hagerstown home found a man hiding 15 plastic bags of crack cocaine in his buttocks. Pierre Lynch, 20, of Washington, D.C., was searched after he went to a home on Charles Street Thursday night. Police had gone to the home after officers saw suspected drug dealing in the area, Sergeant Jim Robison said. Lynch was charged with possession with the intent to distribute crack cocaine, possession of crack cocaine, possession of drug paraphernalia, obstructing and hindering and making a false statement to police officers.


NOTE: The man in the above story should not be confused for the man in a previous entry on this blog:

The man pictured above was unable to conceal his:

  1. Hot Cross Buns
  2. Beach Balls
  3. Tea Bags
  4. Brazil Nuts
  5. Sand Crabs
  6. Leather Marble Pouch
  7. Hackey Sack
  8. Twins' Playpen

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